Felix just sent this to me. I bet he still thinks my friends who are desperate to have sex with him want to fuck him because they don’t have anything better to do, when in actuality, it’s because he’s damn good looking and great in bed… and they are, therefore, jealous of me ;)Via someecards

Felix just sent this to me.

I bet he still thinks my friends who are desperate to have sex with him want to fuck him because they don’t have anything better to do, when in actuality, it’s because he’s damn good looking and great in bed… and they are, therefore, jealous of me ;)

Via someecards

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This is how I feel about some of my exes. Particularly the last two.

This is how I feel about some of my exes. Particularly the last two.

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Reblog if you truly enjoy giving oral sex.

tales-of-a-big-sexy-liberation:

A resounding FUCK YES I DO!

What she said ;)

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This was something I wanted to try for my 30th birthday… in a temporary way, of course, as it is meant to be. It’s still something that’s on my personal bucket list :) (I’ve seen people - usually teenage girls - try to do this in a “permanent” fashion, rather than a decorative one, and most of the pictures I’ve seen of that are pretty gnarly (in a “wow, those piercings are REALLY infected!”) kind of way, especially because you’re not supposed to leave them laced up all the time. Just say no to pus and scarring, y’all.)

This was something I wanted to try for my 30th birthday… in a temporary way, of course, as it is meant to be. It’s still something that’s on my personal bucket list :)

(I’ve seen people - usually teenage girls - try to do this in a “permanent” fashion, rather than a decorative one, and most of the pictures I’ve seen of that are pretty gnarly (in a “wow, those piercings are REALLY infected!”) kind of way, especially because you’re not supposed to leave them laced up all the time. Just say no to pus and scarring, y’all.)

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‘Nuff said.

‘Nuff said.

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Chunky curvy girls with big boobs = LOVE

Chunky curvy girls with big boobs = LOVE

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Laissez les bons temps rouler

The best way to spend Fat Tuesday? Ever??

Banging the shit out of a hot, curvy woman with my boyfriend.

I’m sure Belinda will be thinking fondly of that 10min orgasm for a few days ;)

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…and in keeping with the previous post… ;)

…and in keeping with the previous post… ;)

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Felix says so, anyway ;)

Felix says so, anyway ;)

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Yep. Something like that.

Yep. Something like that.

(via caffeine-and-cigarettes)

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